If this doesn't make you smile, it will at least test your musical literacy:

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat.

F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

Uh, come again? I ain't smart enough to figure that out. I'll drink to that, Scotch... I mean, Scott. You clever one, you.

Brilliant, Scott! That one's going over to my pal tonight. He won't get it though, he's a drummer.

Good one Scott.

Good one Scott. I just sent it out to a bunch of my music buddies.

Do you know how you can tell if the stage is level? The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth

Cool

Drummers get NO respect.. Where are all the guitarist jokes!!??

Guitarists?

I would not denigrate those who play guitar.

For those who play guitar, denigrate means ‘to put down’.

Ian

Now THAT'S funny!

FUNNY??????????????????

YOU BET!


Russ (Pro picker) Lay

Hi Scott,
very clever.

What’s the difference between a keyboard player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Two people are walking down the street. One is a keyboard player, the other didn’t have any money either.

How do you make a million dollars playing the keyboard?
Start with two million.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist?

Scott,

The old ones are always the best.

Tony